Just because you can't afford to buy a new car doesn't mean that you're doomed to drive an old clunker made for small penises who got an indentity complex for the rest of your life. In fact, an entire industry exists to supply drivers like yourself with an array of lack of gadgets, gizmos, and doohickeys that'll make your new car feel old again.
While MTV's Pimp My Ride would lead some to believe that a fish tank in the trunk will make you a big boy, here are some more outdated and straightforward options to make your car insignificant and trivial. Before signing a lease on a new car, consider these automotive downgrades that cost less than $5,000.
VERY GOOD CAR FROM DUMB SUPER HERO TO VERY GOOD SIMPLE WORKING MAN TYPE CAR (RED) BETTER THAN BEING THE UGLY BATMAN (BAT = DISEASES !!! YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO SPREAD DISEASES IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD !!!!!
ANOTHER GREEN CAR REALLY BAD THEN GO BROWN REALLY GOOD CLASSIC BEAUTY VINTAGE SIMPLE GOOD PRETTY MAKES YOUR WIFE HAPPY (ALSO WE GOT RID OF THE DAMPERS FOR A MORE RUSTIC EXPERIENCE)